{"id":327,"date":"2021-03-08T22:24:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-08T21:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/?p=327"},"modified":"2021-02-08T22:29:44","modified_gmt":"2021-02-08T21:29:44","slug":"sleeping-with-a-silver-plate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/sleeping-with-a-silver-plate\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleeping with &#8230; a silver plate"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This roommate short comedy begins with a mom who visits her son for dinner. Her son happens to live with a girl as a roommate.&nbsp;During their meal, his mother couldn\u2019t help but notice how pretty her son\u2019s roommate was.&nbsp;She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious.&nbsp;Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there\u2019s more between him and his roommate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Reading his mom\u2019s thought, his son volunteered,<br>\u201cI know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,<br>\u201cEver since your mother came to dinner, I\u2019ve been unable to find the\u00a0Sheffield\u00a0silver\u00a0plate. You don\u2019t suppose your mother took it, do you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He said,<br>\u201cWell, I doubt it, but I\u2019ll email her just to be sure!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He sat down and wrote,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDear Mom,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After you visited me, the silver plate has been missing.&nbsp;I\u2019m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house,&nbsp;and I\u2019m not saying that you didn\u2019t take it,&nbsp;but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br>Love,<br>Your son\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDear Son,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate,&nbsp;and I\u2019m not saying that you don\u2019t sleep with her,&nbsp;but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,&nbsp;she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love,<br>Mom\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And just like that, the mystery has been solved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-rounded\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/roommate-sleeping-silver-plate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/roommate-sleeping-silver-plate.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-329\" width=\"569\" height=\"568\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/roommate-sleeping-silver-plate.jpg 269w, https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/roommate-sleeping-silver-plate-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This roommate short comedy begins with a mom who visits her son for dinner. 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