{"id":352,"date":"2021-04-24T22:54:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-24T20:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/?p=352"},"modified":"2021-02-24T23:02:18","modified_gmt":"2021-02-24T22:02:18","slug":"the-500-dollar-loan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/the-500-dollar-loan\/","title":{"rendered":"The 500 dollar loan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An old Native American man has a need to borrow $500, so he goes to his local bank and asks to speak with the Loans officer. The banker welcomes him and then says a loan application form must be completed. So he takes a loan application form from his desk drawer and begins to question the old man. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/5-dollars-indian.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/5-dollars-indian.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-353\" width=\"320\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/5-dollars-indian.jpg 640w, https:\/\/the-wiseguy.com\/Readzzz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/5-dollars-indian-300x258.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>So, what are you going to do with the money?<\/em>\u201d he asks the man. \u201c<em>Buy silver, make jewelry, then sell it,<\/em>\u201d the man responded. \u201c<em>And what have you got for collateral?<\/em>\u201d asked the banker. \u201c<em>Don\u2019t know collateral,<\/em>\u201d replied the old man<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Well that\u2019s something of value that you provide us with to cover the cost of the loan if you fail to repay,<\/em>\u201d said the banker. \u201c<em>For instance, have you got any vehicles?<\/em>\u201c \u201c<em>Yes. 1979 Chevy pickup,<\/em>\u201d replied the old man The banker shook his head, \u201c<em>No that won\u2019t do, I\u2019m afraid. How about livestock?<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Yes, I have a horse,<\/em>\u201d replied the old man. \u201c<em>How old is it?<\/em>\u201d the banker enquired. \u201c<em>Don\u2019t know, has no teeth,<\/em>\u201d replies the old man. The conversation went on like this for a while but eventually the banker decides to grant the $500 loan to the old man. Several weeks later the old man returns to the bank. He pulls out a large roll of $100 bills from his pocket, \u201c<em>Here to pay,<\/em>\u201d he says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He then hands the banker $500 in $100 bills to repay his loan. \u201c<em>Business has been good I can see,\u201d\u00a0<\/em>says the banker. \u201c<em>What are you going to do with the rest of that money?<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Keep it close to me,<\/em>\u201d the old man responded. \u201c<em>Why don\u2019t you just deposit it in my bank,<\/em>\u201d the banker enquired. \u201c<em>Don\u2019t know deposit,<\/em>\u201d replied the old man<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Well, you just put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you.\u00a0Whenever you want to use it, you can withdraw it,<\/em>\u201d the banker responded. The old Native American man leans across the desk and looks the banker in the eye and asks, \u201c<em>What you got for collateral?<\/em>\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old Native American man has a need to borrow $500, so he goes to his local bank and asks to speak with the Loans officer. The banker welcomes him and then says a loan application form must be completed. 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